In Evidence
Case File · Collection: Draft Day FORM BBE-304-S
The "Commissioner of Chaos" Crewneck — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304
The "Commissioner of Chaos" Crewneck — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304 The "Commissioner of Chaos" Crewneck — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304 The "Commissioner of Chaos" Crewneck — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304 The "Commissioner of Chaos" Crewneck — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304
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The "Commissioner of Chaos" Crewneck — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304

$32.00

Underpaid. Overruled. Somehow still in charge. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to contain 14 settled disputes and one unresolved grudge. Printed on a 9 oz garment-dyed heavyweight crewneck because the joke is disposable and the fleece is not. Fits: relaxed unisex. Legally binding in zero jurisdictions.

Ink Navy crewneck · Layout System C · Fake Institution · Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304

Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management · Legally binding in zero jurisdictions