Departmental Records

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The "Autodraft Survivor" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-305
He was gone eleven minutes. The damage will last five months. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management t...
Form BBE-305-S
$34.00
The "Bureau of Draft Day Operations" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-303
Somebody has to regulate this. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to contain one (1) fully sanctio...
Form BBE-303-S
$32.00
The "Commissioner of Chaos" Crewneck — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-304
Underpaid. Overruled. Somehow still in charge. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to contain 14 se...
Form BBE-304-S
$32.00
The "Currently Undefeated" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-310
At press time, this statement was completely true. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to contain o...
Form BBE-310-S
$34.00
The "Draft Day Is a National Holiday" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-301
A holiday so important it has a snake order. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to contain 12 mont...
Form BBE-301-S
$32.00
The "He Wasn't Making It Back" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-307
The mock drafts said round six. The sirens in his head said now. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Managemen...
Form BBE-307-S
$32.00
The "I Peaked on Draft Day" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-306
August you is a genius. October you will disagree. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to contain o...
Form BBE-306-S
$34.00
The "Last Pick Energy" Tee — Draft Da...
Someone has to go last, and this year it's a lifestyle. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to cont...
Form BBE-308-S
$34.00
The "Official Snack Committee" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-309
The draft takes three hours. The spread takes three days. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management to co...
Form BBE-309-S
$32.00
The "[League Name] Draft Day" League Custom Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-302
Your league has outlasted three of its members' relationships — it deserves a uniform. Certified by the Bur...
Form BBE-302-S
$34.00
The "[League Name] World Tour" Tee — League Customs, Form BBE-408
Thirteen dates. One venue. No opening act. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management as the least-travele...
Form BBE-408-S
$36.00
The "[League Name]" Charter Tee — League Customs, Form BBE-404
Every great institution has a founding document. Yours has five articles and a wax seal. Certified by the B...
Form BBE-404-S
$34.00