In Evidence
Case File · Collection: Draft Day FORM BBE-307-S
Draft Day

The "He Wasn't Making It Back" Tee — Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-307

$32.00

The mock drafts said round six. The sirens in his head said now. Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management: glass broken at 8:42 PM, zero regrets recorded. Printed on a 6.1 oz garment-dyed heavyweight tee because the joke is disposable and the shirt is not. Fits: boxy unisex. Legally binding in zero jurisdictions.

Ivory tee · Layout System C · Fake Institution · Draft Day Drop, Form BBE-307

Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management · Legally binding in zero jurisdictions