The "[Team Name]'s Emotional Support Human" Tee — League Customs, Form BBE-409

$32.00

Trained to respond to red-zone turnovers, Monday-night collapses, and the phrase 'I'm never playing again.' Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management as medically unnecessary and emotionally essential. Printed on a 6.1 oz garment-dyed heavyweight tee because the joke is disposable and the shirt is not. Fits: boxy unisex and relaxed crop. Legally binding in zero jurisdictions.

Butter Yellow tee · Layout System A · Varsity Arc · League Customs, Form BBE-409

Certified by the Bureau of Bench Management · Legally binding in zero jurisdictions